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2009-12-05T08:10:00.000-08:00

2009-06-06T22:57:00.000-07:00

Lets talk.

I wanna chat! About something.. something fun . Something that makes me feel that i have cleared my mind about something i feel clocked in me. I hate that feeling much, DONT YOU?! :D Oh and ya, im changing my blog page skin soon, it suck so bad i dream about it last night and woke up with puke over my body.. yea, thks dettol. Who dosent love coke , i just got to know xia xue that famous asian blogger sipping down fizzy coke poured into 'i love singapore' mug form a 2.5l bottle bought from supermarket yesterday. Ok i somehow feel like im saying every single detail , like how many steps i took to walk to the hall and back to the computer. -.- I feel tensed everytime time i have nothing to do at home , like stuck in a small box and i cant move a single bit in an uncomfatable position , now i know why my dog whines when i dont bring her out for a walk. Srry mika, i love u , but u have to know, im lazy, hehehe. My mother promised to give me 100bucks, comecome salary, i wanna go shop and pierce my lip i guess. Zhong jun lets go!

-Bye

2009-06-06T01:40:00.000-07:00

Fmylife.com

I have been reading this the whole afternoon looking @ how people feel that their life is fucked up. Some are really funny to me and some are just so fucked up. Here are some u should see :

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML.

Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital.My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, goes "it's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand.I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back.Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral.It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing.FML]

-Website: www.fmylife.com

2009-06-05T08:09:00.000-07:00

Zhong Jun's BDAY

HI!!!! I came back from tampenis; century square. Reminds me of yucky century eggs, EEWW!!!! Actually i had nothing to do today so i met zhong jun @ 4 @ compass and we went to find our friends @ hougang green lan , use the comp a while and they had to go , actually me and zhong jun met for fun , so we had nothing to do after that , [ we did alot of stupid things but if i say everything that we do this post will be friggin long!] so we went out and stand around , calling our friends wanting to go to their house but all reject , FFFF. So we just walk around hougang green like 2 idoits buy some stuffs from the minimart walk around , and when we went in the lift we wanted to go to cheng xuans house and i suddenly notice that the women inside was his mother, i was like OMG, and zhong jun didnt know and he said: lets go to his house and ask for the toliet, I WAS LIKE DEGB#$@#%#RBGB!!!!! So i actually didnt know cheng xuans house level so before that i already pressed 7. And just came out in a jifty! Though i was wrong , it was 11 the mother went to. So we drop the idea and actually zhong jun said that he wanted to ask for the toliet is cause its real, he wanted to pee,and we were like finding places for him to pee, LMAO, i was suggesting behind that tree? In that funeral toliet? and thn we found a decent toliet for him. OK , this is getting long , SKIPPP>> Till we went to the busstop which leads to zhong juns house around 6.30 cause he is celabrating his bday with his family and invited me and i felt awkward so i asked jordan neo to come .And we took 62 to zhong juns house and waited for jordan to come. And suddenly zhong jun mother got angry cause it was like late for her and she was shouting all over , LOL!! SCARY O.O . Thn all 3 of us just went down to ground lvl and we saw zhong juns sister and told her what happened, so she just gave zhong jun suggestions and zhong jun end up treating us to billy bombers or sth, his such a nice person , LOL , it should be we treating him , omg! I should 1 day ! I ate like some beef spaghetti which cost 13 , same as zhong jun's and jordan ate fsh and chips which cost 17, god knows how costy things can get.
It was 9.30 when we were walking to the mrt to get to pasir ris busstop to go home. So in btw all this me and jordan were like laughing all over because of some obsence joke we made of zhong juns mum , it was like the hardest and longest laugh i ever had, i wont write it down cause it wont sound funny , maby , and it is also very bad , but i drop on the floor in the bus in the double decker , it was sooo damn funny i admit, im even laughing now , LMAO.

And i wan this chocolate nicolette is holding! She told me that it is fucking nice when i was craving for chocolate, FUCK HER [She is crazy, she wears fake eyelashes @ home and take millions of photos with her webcam, shes an ALBINO, she wants to haunt me :c] :

2009-06-04T06:57:00.000-07:00

LONG DAY, just saying

I really had nothing to do today. I woke up @ 2pm. Watched tv : Some shows [not really dreaming or watching either] But of cause saw 'style by jury' and after that i felt that my house was very dirty so i wanted to throw away lots of stuffs in the cardboard and its damn stupid cause i chose the time when my sister is going and so she wont be helping me -.- I found a box of ricolla sweet in the fridge and pour some in my mouth , i was kinda desperate. Took jeffree star and mj albums out of my drawer and played jeffree stars cd out loud while i get to work, was singing and packing like crazy , threw away damn load of paper that i did in sch , [ didnt know i was that hard working C= , heh heh And i Sound like a maniac too dancing singing and packing, : YEA , beyonce , me , not just can walk and talk @ the same time , but sing dance and pack @ the same time uh! OK NXT :] Took dettol and dilute it with water and soak a cloth in it to clean dirt off things. I started from 3 and my sis came back @ 4? Actually she just went outside to sit down. And she kinda helped me out when it was kinda the last part whr we organise back everything and vacumn the big sofa in my house and the floor. And 5.30 my mother called and asked me and sara to meet her @ the night market to buy some food , so i bathed and obviously wear clothes and met my mother thr although we were late and my mother wanted to go home alr. Went home, ate & watched tv , use the comp and now blogging , i know my day is boring and this post too , i know i didnt put any feelings that i normally would and have in others cause im too bored. :c Meeting jordan tmr to kill time , i know i sound like someone who dosent know what to do most of the time , YOUR RIGHT BITCH. 4 now.

-BYE , XOXO

2009-06-03T08:23:00.000-07:00

Cannot be dumber!

HAHAHA!Guess what just happened?! Ok , i dont really feel like typing so strting from : my sis had a bath and she came out of the room closing the door not knowing the door was locked inside. And and few minutes ago my mum just put all the keys inside the room. My dog was left inside the room and when my sister told my mum [ who isnt really fond of dogs] that she accidentally lock the room door leaving the dog inside the room , my mother got angry because of both reasons and kept shouting , LUCKILY WE WERE LEAVING IN THE 1ST STORY and my mother went out to the room window grill and tied a hanger to a long bamboo stick. I just came back from church and was wearing a formal tee with my boxers on -.-. And just ran out to help her , with the ladder and everything , zomg , we look so dumb , u can never imagine. My mother kept scolding the dog too while trying to hook the thingy that hangs her clothes , And another luck thing was that it has wheels!. HA,So me and my sis tried to pick the lock from inside the house , but be4 we can for trying abt 15min , my mother succeeded first , so yeah, WAS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY, looking @ my mums expression and my sisters depressed face facing the fact that it was her fault, GOD knows what! HAHAHA

-BLOG

2009-06-02T03:35:00.000-07:00

Agree on this Babytalk speech?

I do!

-Offline. 18.53

2009-06-01T06:57:00.000-07:00

Stupid story.
Hilo! Came home after going out a short while. Cheng xuan pierced his ear and was unsure weather how his mother would react so he wanted me to help him change the stud into a transparent ear stick that he bought. Skip skip skip>>> 3rd floor toliet in hougang mall. While putting it from behind cheng xuan pulled it out all the way from the front and the hole smallen str8 away [it wasnt my fault ok!] So i helpd him to force and force and i felt so sick , [LOL, it sounds like having SEX] . So we just gave up and went pass a shop which also helps peircings so he just try his luck and ask the china lady to help him to force in the ear stick. and she actually accepted to help [ kind like hell!] She tried non-stop for 20min saying' tong bu tong?' every min , meaning pain or not , in chinese. I was standing thr walking side to side like in shows day dreaming looking @ the force drinking ice lemon tea and eating the chicken that i mention in the previous post. Skip skip skip>>> She thn thought of using a smaller stud from her shop to put it in , and abt 1min it went in , OUCH! How helpful ! The stud cost 1buck and cheng xuan paid 2 and asked her to keep the change and she actually want to give back the change , but we persuade not to and walked off , LOL. Cheng xuan have to go home because of his mother calling him so i have nothing eles to do so i rode on the bus which i wasted 30min waiting for and stand the whole journey not that im complaning but squeezy with pua zhu kang and his rosey whatever poster infront of me , puke my guts out with the smells too!SKIP>>reach my destination , AND GUESS WHAT , i saw CIKA , DELYA , and another greendaler outside prime opening kinder joy i think , hahaha! I guess they were back from meet the parents session wanting to have a toy to play with during the hols! HAHAHA! What did u all got? And fuck u siva ! LOL, ur mac is fake! i still wanted to post a picture of my' itouchmac' and thn u say its a theme, lol.

The picture he sent me-I took it for real :

Breakfast & day

2009-05-31T21:39:00.000-07:00

Breakfast & day
* YAWNZ, oreo drench in milk is the kiss of breakfast. Oh ya , and i hate it when people say : 'nothing much today....' Cause there is 24hrs everyday so its weather u make it to the fullest or u deprive urself to the max , there is something today. And chris crocker : There are many variations to fake , but thr is only 1 real. Do u agree? Im 100%. I just have to go along with SARA to immigration to collect her passport while i pray that time dont fly but teleport. Thn i'll be meeting some people i guess , im not sure who too. But will be deciding weather to pierce my lip and how to hide it from my mama , eat some chicken ' im srry , i love animals , but u taste more delicious thn how pityful u look when u die ' OOPS, i hope it is right. Meeting @ 4 so i think i will be reaching home late no doubt with bigger eye bags and every1 should catch the finale of AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL. I dont watch every episode but @ least we should know what is going on in bigger countries cause what we are living in is like tyra holding a can of coke with us inside in NEW YORK CITY. Gotta be goin' , will tweet u guys on what im up to when i come home , no pictures i guess . BUT OBVIOUSLY THERE WILL BE in a weeks time.

-off to tweet. bye

:)

2009-05-31T01:29:00.000-07:00

Dose this feeling make sense? :s

I feel that i tend not to listen to teachers after they scold me ... like when i do something wrong , i know it , and when i can admit it they scold and assume and add in some dumb shits that make u hate them , so its obvious that we will listen to our friends right ? [normally] So since the teacher scold us and now makes us angry , cause for me when i know im wrong i will admit but if im not i wont, so since the teacher is now our enemy , the more we wont listen to them , its the 'i know im wrong but i wont do it for u feeling' ok... how am i suppose to explain this. But i hope u guys understand , so teachers , just admit ur lousy @ ur jobs alright, if u understand me i would understand u , its the same concept , and ur just a stranger called discipline whatever acting like u have every rights on us. Once i said to a teacher ur lousy @ ur job , just admit and they are damn weird , replied: ' SO U THINK U ARE VERY GREAT?' Does it even link ? Thats called str8 thinking , and this post is a continuation of the 1st and the 2nd , since in the 2nd we're suppose to feel happy , lets get dirty and shakin' bitches, oops srry siq, u'll dance when ur well , hahaha!

Listen up bitches...

Yo, I got that terminator twat
You can give me your cyborg load
I can swallow it whole
So wet, it flows

Spit on it then sit
Obama's rubbin' my clit
I got that boom boom pow
make my kitty go boom boom owww!

I like that boom boom pow
In my pussy go zoom zoom wow
Boys know my labia got swagga
I'm on that next shit now

I'm so 3008
Make you start ur period late
Vagina go boom boom boom
Ride it vroom vroom vroom
Come get it now

Boom boom boom
Gotta get that..
Boom boom boom

I'm on the supersonic boom
Fergie you pissed your pants
You need a De-pends costume
OH! fuck shit uhmmm

Ya'll suck on super 8 dick
That small-fi stupid 8 shit
I'm on your boyfriends ass
This beat go boom boom fast

You're a queer when I turn you on
Into the future faggotron
Harder, quicker, mother fucker
Makes the boys extra longer

Cuz we got the meat that bounce
We got the future sound
We got the beat that 808
That boom boom turn you out

Bitches in the place
If you wanna get down
Put your tits in the air
Yes I am, gonna fuck you

Jeffree Star, Black Eyed Peas... pee in my mouth :)

Lets not give a damn and be a character thn a spoilt brad.

Feel the contentment in everything.

2009-05-30T06:22:00.000-07:00

Blog; june hols'; stay happy =D
OK!?! Finally done edititng my blog -.- And it just looks ordinary , but @ least i dont have the same hatred i have hours ago , so : ) william :0. Tag me people, And theres no virus, nicolette is a story teller in her next life so u guys should get it. The music is random so just party and be happy. This post is an example of people not having the contentment in things that had fulfil even that bit much is a huge difference. Because ur the 1 going through everything and knowing what it will looks like, u will not feel any difference but the hate is gone so isnt it a blessing ? hhaa. The Twitter box @ the side is a website that u go to and update on anything or what u are doing or feeling , so u can cr8 it and follow me! or if not just llook arnd for interest. =) After the angry long post which is the 1st , [lol] its time to be happy, june holidays every1! Tell me what u guys are gonna do during the holidays and link me if u have a blog baybeh. Ask me out too, if i can i would , :-) Stay happy, if anything gets in that way , take drugs or wine, ok joke! Just cr8 and blog and tell everybody abt it , once u feel better; thk me , hahaha!

Dedicated :

2009-05-29T01:40:00.000-07:00

Dedicated

Since this is my dairy i want to say that school teachers or adults (most) pisses me off. I believe that expressing is part of live , expressing is everything so dont say im rude. MS BEH , im tellin' ya stop saying the same thing after all the different sentences i;ve been telling u , the other teacher pissed me off so i wanna comment on her face, cant i!?! She looks like a parrot to me and i didnt say it right @ her face just that u heard it, dont say that i cant say anything cause every website has some purpose of comments to it, The story is : ME late to school, i went to sit down and it was @ the side of the hall so i cant see the screen , THAT teacher called those people @ the side to move behind , everyone moved without saying a bloody shit, and i didnt cause i was lazy, i moved in and the teacher said u move behind too, but i can see from thr alr cause i moved in , and i wonder why that idoit didnt say he can see and just move. [ the reason why i hate people who dont speak up] so i said' its ok i can see' , and the teacher just want me to move behind , and she was saying im being defiant so i said, ' NOW! , whats the reason u want me to move when i can see,' and she said 'the reason is because i want u to move'. LOOK! how unreasonable is that, i dont like to do things especially being a dumb shit moving just because she has the name 'teacher' im a human ,bitch! i said thats unreasonable, and every teacher dont understand [ hopefully u guys do] ms beh came and add in , ' william ur being very rude' and i said' so if she ask me to jump off the building by just saying cause i want u too , i have too?' She isnt anyone who has the rights to tell me or order me to do everything , now im expressing myself to feel better, this isnt a complaint , theres a whole huge fucking difference and even if you think im rude for saying that after she made me angry , thn i wanna say anger can lead to murder and guess what , i dint do that , yes my patience is fucking small and i always hold up to myself , im blaming myself indirectly , so now what?! : imma do what i want , im not some idoit who sits thr and move here when u open ur mouth or do w/e when u tell me too, dont be so down to earth s'pore ! I find that its a habit that students are scared of teachers , thats the craxiest thing i have heard ! they aint any monster , and they scold us like their some president bush , i mean even p.b dosent do that!
Summary : People who dosent speak up will not get anywhere extraordinary in life , obviously most teachers are when they were lil. People who are scared of the sight of some teachers has the whole idea of thinking wrong because of how teachers think they have every rights when they are also normal people, yea for this teachers also got the habit of that 'if i want to scold u , i can' it totally isnt true! Thats why they shout like a mother fucker, and when our parents is here, they keep their fucking mouth sewed. Expressing is everything , rudeness is a way so i do it my way and i dont like people who order me , to make me angry leads to a whole new thing , so when i give an example , dont say ' its cause u view it that way' , u down to earth bitch, since u strtred the whole angriness , u should say 'its cause i made u angry' . Dont think straight people, think in a twist cause if everything is straight , there will not be idolatary or any likings of people cause it all comes from ur attitude , take jeffree star for example , he is so obsence yet people likes him more thn the decent's :MS BEH and that other teacher , [ yea its obvious i don even know her name] Jeffree star speaks vulgar and when i do , im being recognized as rude , im not saying i have to do all this , im saying u cant judge me this way cause it could be a picture perfect , u cant say all this is rude or whatso ever that u view , cause millions disagree when it comes to people who are opposite from u , alright!